Let’s just put it this way: they stuck it to him good. And they didn’t even go to jail over it.

When Traci Hood-Davis called her husband’s girlfriend, Therese Ziemann, and let her know Donessa Davis was seeing two other women on the side, Ziemann came up with a novel revenge.

The Wisconsin woman lured Davis to a Calumet county motel room, tied the man up (foreplay if you have to ask,) slapped him in the face, cut off his underwear, then glued his penis to his stomach. Afterwards she texted the three other women, inviting them to the scene where the four took turns berating Davis until he managed to break free and escape.

The women were sentenced Thursday in a Chilton courtroom to stayed jail terms of 30 to 60 days, plus a year’s probation with community service.

“It was nail glue in my make-up bag and a stupid spur of the minute decision,” Ziemann told the judge contritely during sentencing.

Davis’ two other lovers were equally apologetic. “I’m extremely sorry for what happened,” said Michelle Belliveau, while Wendy Sewell noted she “never intended to hurt anyone”.

Mrs. Hood-Davis declined to comment and has taken her husband back.