“Jonathon the Impaler” Sharkey has decided to make a run for the Presidency of the United States. Sharkey who is 45 met a girl online by the name of Audrianna Foster who is only 19. She has the same profession as Jonathon. They plan to head for Washington, D.C. to get an early jump on the campaign.

Jonathon Sharkey admitted that he has been dating younger girls for some time, even though he has a 19 year old daughter and a 2 year old grandson. Mr. Sharkey, if that is how a vampire is addressed, claims to be a direct descendant of Count Dracula. This would be the first royalty to be in the White House, if he is elected. Maybe not the first vampire, after all the money was sucked out of the American people for the bank bailouts.

Mr. Sharkey has scheduled a news conference for Monday in Tampa, Florida to discuss his filing of paperwork to run for president. He has recently switched his party affiliation to Republican from Independent so he will run in the GOP primaries. The Republican field now has at least one candidate, who is not too shy to announce a desire to be president, instead of dodging the question.

Another Blood Sucker In Office: Vampire To Run for President