One last thing today about Jesse James and the possible-to-probable chance he cheated on his wife Sandra Bullock, and then I promise you that I’ll stop talking about them for at least 15 hours.

In the midst of a tat-covered pin-up model claiming she had an affair with Jesse James, Sandra Bullock moving out of their house, and the family dog Cinnabun going missing, Jesse found time to sit down and write this apology.

“It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve every bad thing that is coming my way,” he writes. “This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them.

“I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me. The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.”

Maybe Sandra will find a way to forgive him. Or maybe she’ll keep her hot-streak going and jet off to Thailand with Keanu Reeves. I’m secretly rooting for the latter.