The best response to this outrageous question would likely be in popular car insurance company fashion in the form of another question; should pigs fly?

However, it is true, -not pigs flying- as Nordegren completely leveled her 17,000 square foot mansion in North Palm Beach, Florida. Many people are calling this rash move a waste of money, as another multi-millionaire might like to take a crack at buying the home that sheltered the couple -and possible third party constituents- that was at the center of one of the biggest celebrity/sports controversies ever.

Nordegren plans to build a new home at the sight of her old one as perhaps the old one offered too many memories of Tiger Woods doing… well you know. Nordegren received over $100 million after she and Tiger Woods divorced in August 2010.

It vaguely sounds like the time period of the constitutional convention all over again, when the Anti-Federalists stated “the power to tax is the power to destroy,” although in this case it is more like the power to destroy is the power to destroy.

Elin Nordegren Demolishes Mansion

The builder told Ms. Nordegren that her 17,000 square foot home was not up to current day standards as it was almost 100 years old.

Dan Reedy, the builder working on the home stated, “It wasn’t built to the South Florida wind-loading codes of today that were put in place because of hurricanes,”

Nordegren allowed the non profit business Habitat for Humanity, a month to go through the home and salvage anything of value that they could use for their purposes of building homes for the needy. Habitat took possession of doors and cabinets.

The workers removing the items discovered the house was infested with bugs and had severe termite damage.

According to TMZ, Nordegren plans to build a similar house in the exact same location.

Elin Nordegren Demolishes Mansion

The website RadarOnline is reporting that Nordegren has taken 5 trips recently, all of them by herself except for one. One of the solo flights were back to her native Sweden. Nordegren purchased a secluded house in Sweden last year and word is that if Woods and Nordegren do indeed divorce that she will move with her children there. Woods and Nordegren have two children: a girl named Sam and a boy named Charlie.

All indications are pointing to the couple divorcing sometime within the year. Sources say that the couple does not speak and that the marriage is pretty much over. They live in seperate homes and are currently working on joint custody of the children. Woods is back on the PGA Tour and currently is battling a neck injury after playing one of the worst rounds of his career.

Elin Nordegren on the other hand is looking to hit the books and return to her studies.

Nordegren’s decision to return to school was announced by the one of the family’s nannies. This apparently led to Nordegren enrolling in a summer class which begins this week. Although the class name was not announced it was reported that it is a series of seminars that she will be attending. Apparently the nannies drops the children off and leaves them with Woods. The two are not on speaking terms.

Before the beauty married the professional golfer she had a desire to become a child psychologist. She was also a model. Nordegren’s father was a successful journalist. During his career he was the Washington bureau chief for a Swedish broadcasting company. Her mother, Barbro Holmberg, continues to work as a government minister.

It was reported that the young mother, who recently returned from Sweden, has no interest in seeing Woods. During the time it was also reported that Woods was acting flirtatious once again and involved with the party scene.

For the first time since his November fall from grace, the pro golfer answered questions from reporters in two five minute interviews which aired on ESPN and the Golf Channel.

Reporters fired questions which questioned his actions during his many sexual romps with numerous mistresses as well as the incident on November which led to the media frenzy. Woods did not reveal much more than he previously revealed in his apology last month.

Noticeably absent was Woods former advisor, Ari Fleischer, who is also the former spokesman for President George W. Bush; Fleischer is no longer a part of the Woods team.

The interview conducted yesterday began with a phone call from the Woods camp to ESPN and the Golf Channel last week offering the much sought after interview of the controversial pro golfer. There were some agreements that had to be made before the interview took place according to senior vice president and director of news at ESPN, Vince Doria; there were to be on restrictions on the questions that were to be asked, there would be a five minute limit on the interview, and the interview would not air until 7:30 p.m. in order to avoid a conflict with the conclusion of the Transitions Championship.

Woods is set to return to the game of golf on April 8th for the Augusta National.

The Florida Highway Patrol has recently released their report on the events that happened that night. Nordegren was banned from riding in the ambulance with Woods to the hospital because emergency workers deemed the accident a domestic dispute incident.

When police arrived on the scene, they could find no evidence that a domestic dispute had taken place. However, Nordegren did turn over two bottles of painkillers. Police attempted to get a blood sample from Woods but were blocked repeatedly by the hospital staff.

Police also tried to review the security camera videotape that would have shown the accident but were stonewalled by Woods’ attorney. The attorney stated his client was not sure the cameras worked and that if they did, they did not know how to remove the tape.

After being repeatedly stonewalled, the police closed their investigation and issued Woods a careless driving ticket.

Tiger Woods returned to his home in Florida eight days ago while living under the same roof as his wife Elin. The home which is located in Isleworth is the same house where the scandal first broke out and Tiger wrecked his Cadillac SUV early one morning after Thanksgiving.

Soon after this wreck stories and reports of Tiger Woods and a plethora of shocking stories involving a large number of other women began coming out. In addition to causing a separation between he and his wife these stories and allegations also cost Tiger Woods a number of endorsements and took him out of the golf world for a period of time.

Tiger Woods apologized publicly on February 18th for his infidelities and had even checked himself into sex rehab. Tiger and his wife of five years Elin, are reportedly trying to save their marriage. The eight day stay was very calm and Tiger spent much of his time indoors with his wife and their two children.

Tiger Wood’s keeps dropping in polls concerning his negativity. Apparently this bad press has not affected Elin if the unsubstantiated rumors that she is going back home with Tiger are true. Perhaps the three months of estrangement and Tiger’s completion of therapy changed Elin’s mind.

The couple spent 3 hours together this week at their home, which gave rise to the rumor of the reunion. RadarOnline was the source that broke the story about the impending reunification of the couple. Tiger reportedly kissed Elin on the cheek 3 times and they hugged, fueling the rumor that the couple will again live together.

This would be quite a comeback for Tiger, since the Thanksgiving confrontation put him on the front page for a week. People Magazine claims all this activity on the part of the estranged couple is just for show. They claim Tiger needs the marriage for the present.

Sorry

The scandal hit Woods family has been forced to issue the apology, in fear that their daughter’s tenure at the Premier Academy may be affected.

Recent issues regarding Tiger Woods infidelity have sparked much controversy over recent months, forcing the golfing superstar to remove himself from various golfing events. He has also made front pages due to losing an advertizing contract with Gatorade.

The apology reads: “We would like to share our appreciation for your support over the past several months and offer our personal apology for any inconvenience you are experience due to the increased media scrutiny surrounding our children … In the meantime, it is our goal to keep life as normal as possible for our children. We are sure that as parents you can appreciate that. For Sam, that normalcy means attending the school that she enjoys so much.”

Therapy and Repair

After undergoing therapy for what Tiger Woods and medical officials described as an ‘addiction to sex’, both Woods and his wife Elin are trying to rekindle their faltered relationship.

Tiger has admitted his faults and has stated that he wishes to try and rebuild his relationship with his wife and family.

He also admitted that his stardom made him feel like he was in a position to get what he wants. His recent personal apology has not gone down well with many media outlets, although it does seem that Elin is prepared to give tiger a second chance, for now.

Tiger’s latest apology came along with an apology by his wife Elin Nodegren to the Premier Academy. The Premier Academy is a private school where both the two and a half year old child of Woods and Nodegren go to school. In the written apology, the couple apologized for the media craze that has followed them over the past few months.

Since the incident paparazzi has been frequently seen outside of the school with the hopes of catching a photograph of either Woods or Nodegren. In the letter, Woods and Nodegren stated hopes that the paparazzi hasn’t caused too much of a distraction and that they hope the paparazzi soon leaves the couple alone and finds something else to focus on.

Woods, who made is first public appearance in months this past Friday, is expected to re-start his professional golf career this past month.